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You guys like when i post facts?

jetfueleatsramen:

FACT:

I count syllables i hear when i watch TV and in the last thing i said if i havent spoken in a little while.
I repeat it in my head over and over.
And if it isnt 8 sylables, ill add or remove words so that its 8 syllables but still means the same thing.
And then once i get it into 8, ill cut it in half and flip it.
Example:
The dog is fat and runs slowly

I would change it to,

And runs slowly, the dog is fat

then id change it so it made sense

The dog runs slowly, and is fat.

crazy right?