September 2009
18 posts
Formspring please. im bored →
(via jetfueleatsramen)
jetfueleatsramen:
CUT YER DANG HAIR U LOOK LIKE A DANG FUL. MULLET.
lolol i dont have a mullet whats a ful?
move to michigan. marry taylor. make babies. watch a goofy movie. I JUST PLANNED YOUR LIFE.
Youre great
jetfueleatsramen:
A FUL IS A FOOL OK.
ur caps lock iz on btw
jetfueleatsramen:
fuck michigan
i know right? What a shit hole Only retards live in michigan. What fags.
My life is so busy right now
jetfueleatsramen:
I have like 4 problems to do for math FOUR I have some pokemon to play. Two movies to watch. And things to post about.
Its okay dont give your sympathy
Jamesjetfuel93: im watching a sesame street movie
Jamesjetfuel93: wanna get married?
taylordontdance: do you even have to ask
“Black people should be sent to pluto, because pluto isnt a real planet and they...”
– the only australian male i get along with (via jetfueleatsramen)
“You get to go home and eat a Mexican pizza, now think of that!”
– Gary Busey (via jetfueleatsramen)
“Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.”
– Gary Busey (via jetfueleatsramen)
JESUS DOESN'T APPROVE OF SEX
jetfueleatsramen:
SLUTS
You guys like when i post facts?
jetfueleatsramen:
FACT:
I count syllables i hear when i watch TV and in the last thing i said if i havent spoken in a little while. I repeat it in my head over and over. And if it isnt 8 sylables, ill add or remove words so that its 8 syllables but still means the same thing. And then once i get it into 8, ill cut it in half and flip it. Example: The dog is fat and runs slowly I would change it...
jetfueleatsramen:
I’m Lost Without You
:/
irritate.
jetfueleatsramen:
I hate how ‘J’s look when youre typing a post on tumblr That little, half line, at the top of them. But then when its actually posted, its just an average J.
Dear You,
jetfueleatsramen:
I wish you would stop being depressed, or at least try to fix it. Every day, it seems, you post about something. It’s sad to see because i actually care about you. I know I havent known you for long, but i do. We made a connection fast. I told you that you could talk to me whenever you want, about anything, and not to hesitate to come to me about anything. Just be happy.
Love,...
“The experiences that God gave me to go through… which were cocaine, which were...”
– Gary Busey (via jetfueleatsramen)
August 2009
92 posts
jetfueleatsramen:
When people overreact when theyre upset = awful
When people overreact when theyre happy = annoying
Overreacting = bad
Hello sunday
jetfueleatsramen:
Oh hello Los Angeles
Oh hello sara
oh hello lissa
jetfueleatsramen:
lol@ singitloud’s pelvic thrusts
jetfueleatsramen:
nice circle pit around the tree
Hypocrite
jetfueleatsramen:
[girl] And he said, i wish i wish i could take that back i need i need to get my life on track know that we, Can make it through [boy] And she said, i wish i wish you wouldnt leave i need i need you to believe both of us, Can make it through [girl] I saw you that one day when you went out, you were with some girl what was that about? i texted asking where you were you said “with...
jetfueleatsramen:
Oh jeez finally done now. okay bye tumblr.
:/
jetfueleatsramen:
100 reasons why im glad i got to go yesterday,
but one major reason makes me wish i didnt go.
Black guy on twitter wrote
jetfueleatsramen:
“#success is wen u kill ur wife…ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Silly goose, he shouldve added a (dats me yellin)
Letters
jetfueleatsramen:
i sent you a letter anonymously You told me you got it and asked “from who could it be?” i said “i dont know probably anyone, youre so beautiful im not suprised” you said “l o l, yeah right, thats so untrue” no laughing matter im so in love with you i titled it, anonymous. I cant stop thinking about us. Youve got a smile that could block out the sun a smile that bright would make...
jetfueleatsramen:
Someone posted this and i couldnt find the reblog button, it wouldnt load.
but they put this
wtf with the hype about sharks?
srsly ?, ORCAS ««< SHARKS !
they can pwn great whites.
js ; :D
now, first line, looks like he/she’s annoyed by the sharks. so im thinking “alright, doesnt like sharks at the moment”
second line, changes it up with an “Orcas <...
I want an acoustic version of Carrion.
jetfueleatsramen:
I think it’d be pretty rad.
Example of my temper:
jetfueleatsramen:
Me: ohhai i support homosexuality
BlackGuy: Gay marriage should stay illegal forever
Excuse me, What?
you stupid FUCKING piece of shit. A little fact for you. Back in Slave Owning Days, African American people who were slaves, were once slaves, or had a member of their family who was a slave, were not allowed to get married to ANYONE. Black people fought for the right to...
Example of my temper:
jetfueleatsramen:
Me: ohhai i support homosexuality
BlackGuy: Gay marriage should stay illegal forever
Excuse me, What?
you stupid FUCKING piece of shit. A little fact for you. Back in Slave Owning Days, African American people who were slaves, were once slaves, or had a member of their family who was a slave, were not allowed to get married to ANYONE. Black people fought for the right to...
Thats how it works,
jetfueleatsramen:
I post angry message to some homophob, tumblarity drops 400 ;)
tricky tricky
jetfueleatsramen:
Right now, i cant quite think about, one place, id like to be without, you, by my side Right now, I hope you’d rather be, no where, except sitting with me up, all night
Last Song - The Title
jetfueleatsramen:
i know the way that you move and i know the things that you'd do to get through to parts of me, i tend to keep far away and safe from you, now i do not long for your arms and i don't care for your smiles and charm, cause you're not missed, i'm over this find new hands to keep yours warm, while i play nonchelant, and i know i'm the one you want i'm sorry if you're hurt i'm sorry...
Six Stars Tonight - the Title
jetfueleatsramen:
i never get far from the lights and the cars that keep me up all night and even outshine the stars when i think about home and just how far we’ve both come it feels like days and days from everything that i’ve known but fall was always your favorite time of year, and there’s not that many trees to watch from here the change is mostly inside autumn’s yours and mine tonight there’s...
City Lights - Represent!
jetfueleatsramen:
Here with you, on top of the world, you are so cute you stole my inhabitions Someone told me its cold on top of the world but i realized that was a lie because my heart is warm and my hands are too it might because shorty im here with you The thought of hights alone its what makes me shake but now those fears are gone i think love took its place cause im sitting here im not...
Fuck you 'zeromoon'
jetfueleatsramen:
>:|
SomeOne buy me this bad boy →
jetfueleatsramen:
“Have you ever felt that you have more friends than you can handle? Not a problem anymore. This Buzz Lightyear Prestige Costume ($83) is guaranteed to effectively reduce your circle of friends. You don’t even have to wear it, just tell your your friends that you actually bought the thing.”
“If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn’t show up.” -...”
– (via jetfueleatsramen)
Failure
jetfueleatsramen:
at finding lissa on Omegle. but ive come across like 8 people who were like “OMG DEMILOVOTO69” and i was like lololol
Anyone know this person? ahah
You: Tumblr?!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I ALREADY SEEN U
You: WHY NOT
You: no you havent ;)
Stranger: ur the great grizzly bear
Stranger: imma shoot u
You: im not a grizzly bear
You: youre thinking of someone else.
Stranger: y do u get to be on a flag and not me?
You: how many people are on here trying to get tumblrs O_o
best one yet
Stranger: hi 19 boy here are you a girl who likes to dominate boys and whip them? ;)
You: O_O
You: yes.
You: ;)
You: wanna make out
Stranger: yup
You: lololol
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: tumblr? (:
Stranger: were ufrom
You: IVE TALKED TO YOU BEFORE
You: youre the one who cant spell 'where'
Stranger: wat
You: or what
